it's not my fault you like stupid pople

i walked to the park today
i got spat near by like 7 people
i sat on a bench and bit a turkey sandwich
i felt apathetic about my nutritive capacity and threw it away
i called you on the phone
i reacted really negatively when josh, your ex-boyfriend, picked up
i hung up first though
i hit a tree with my hand after that
i walked to the belcourt and looked at movie showtimes
i didn’t watch anything
i went home and bit an avocado
i looked at your facebook page and found josh
his status was “ate two taco’s”