i am going to win this breakup

in

i want you to ride in a plane that reminds you of me
when you hit a bump you'll wish we never met
when the captain talks you'll think i'm useless
i am everywhere
when you go to the bathroom you'll remember the time we went to the cafe
   i talked in a funny voice
   i wouldn't stop
   you felt like you were in a closet
when the attendant comes to take your trash
   you'll say "go fuck yourself" and want to keep it
   you'll give it to him anyway
i want the plane that reminds you of me to crash
   it will be bleak
   and despairing
   and "really passive aggressive"
   you'll wish we never met the whole way down
when everybody talks about it i'll pretend to be upset
then i'll go play laser tag