3 violent things i did to subvert the human condition

i threw a fistful of quarters at a taxicab
i was riding in an uber & told my driver
   "fuck the color yellow"
he didn't really care
at least he was honest

when i was at walmart i kicked some toys under the shelf
i was looking at a woman in white hair
   & she seemed really miserable
she should have rolled into a little ball
so at least i could have kicked her under the shelf

later i cooked some tater tots i found in the trash
i was thinking they looked really gross
   and that it would be funny to eat them
they were really gross, and i was glad
at least i can do something right